This is the most US-centric/xenophobic article I’ve read in a while. Completely gross.

I expected (and posted here about it) exactly that because of him being Jehova’s witness and therefore not getting further surgery to fix his hip pain. Given his shitty religious beliefs, he didn’t have any other choice.

You’re dead wrong... Being patronising and dead wrong doesn’t make it better.

Err.... no... Reading comprehension key: The entire point of the Page Six article is precisely that you will NOT be talking to Kellan Lutz on Tinder as he like most other celebs using the members only app “Raya”, but that even on Raya he goes by “Sebastian”.

Yup, I can confirm that. The worst was a girl who lived in my dorm and dead seriously (I wish I were making this up) threw away all pennies (!) and other coins when she moved back to the East Coast. “I don’t want to take these on the plane.” So bizarre. She threw away most of her things. Didn’t donate anything. Lamps,…

“people”... “people”.... It’s not statistically “people” who are this toxic. If you can’t even NAME the problem...

Can someone please explain this to me: How did this BUTT UGLY fuckface score Beyonce? And why on earth does he then not thank the Lord and instead cheat on her again and again?

Why the fucking fuck has this not been shared by deadspin as well? Or did I miss it?

Not one. ALL of them filed for bankruptcy claiming to be single mothers.

Winston Blackmore (Canadian polygamist) has 150 children. Warren Jeffs had 80 wives and if he wasn’t in jail he’d have fathered many many more kids than Winston. SO WHO DO YOU THINK IS PAYING FOR THIS?! Do you really not see how this nothing like two consenting adults?! Are you that blind?

With the exception of Farrah Abraham and the male cast members of The Real World, I hate EVERY.SINGLE.OUTFIT. Just bleurgh. UGH.

Interesting picture choice... cause they disagreed with the back, not with the front. Which you chose not to post - probably in the asumption that Jezebel readers would also dislike the back...

VERY relevant:

I’ve had the honor to meet Patrick. He’s a great great guy.

Yeah... loved it until the end. Which is when I hated it. Hating non-English (non-Anglo) languages is just not cool. It’s xenophobic. And the book is wrong: The original spelling was “Trumpf”, which is just the German word for “Trump”. The author’s claim is a spelling mistake.

Blind Gossip confirmed that Olivia Munn had plastic surgery to look less Asian:

This guy has a son called King Justice Taylor and a daughter called California Dream Taylor. Just wanted you to know.

I am very conflicted about ... all of them. They all seem 1990s to me (?) And some of them gogo dancer 1990s. With cowboy thrown in (thanks, Laura Govan!). I will concede that I can make my peace with Amber Riley’s, Gugu Mbatha-Raw’s and Shonda Rhimes’ dresses. I positively HATE Taraji Henson’s and Laverne Cox’…

CORRECTION: This is from MARCH 2015.

“Spritz” is the German word for these type of cookies. It literally means “squirt”.