Ha like there’ll be a Florida in 2543

I can’t wait until the Rays-Marlins World Series in 2543 and all you haters have to eat all your dumb snark about how bad Florida based MLB teams are.

[Ring throws hat back]

He doesn’t just practice the 40 to be a funny guy at the combine, that’s prepping to get out of Dodge as well.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

Because the stove is hot.

Why does Marvin always look like he’s trying to remember if he left the stove on?

“The cheerleader!” - Roy Moore

Because NFL football is faster, more violent, and more dangerous than college football. So there should be no problem whatsoever.

If you lived in Poland, circa 1939, you could have Hitler or you could have Stalin.

Machado to the Sox almost doesn’t make sense on ANY level. He is young enough to be here in a few years if they can sign him, but the cost lowers the odds that they will be good enough to benefit from his services.

He’s black.

Jerry Reinsdorf runs the Sox like a chain-restaurant franchisee with gambling debts. “Go ahead, take the fryer, take the fryer! We’ll write it off anyway. Just don’t hurt me and my family.”

He has seen a boob in person.

Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

You should be seeing stars for this comment.

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

Great win for Jones but the playoff committee will still probably select Roy Moore for the Supreme Court anyways.

Enh, exactly what you’d expect from someone married to a left winger.

After a verbal survey, it seems many call it soccer baseball here which has made me angrier