“A measle-y $10 million is a small pox to pay”.

If failing a test for banned drugs means guilty, and not failing drug tests proclaims innocence... then yes I suppose that’s exactly what I’m saying.

I don’t know if i’ll ever forgive Gawker for that stunt.

I feel like that describes a lot of fans even here, outside San Diego. They broke lifelong fans in a way I don’t think any other sports team has.

An East Coast equivalent would be the Nationals moving to Baltimore and Bryce Harper taking an Uber to every game.

I grew up here in Yuma. Pretty much exactly halfway between San Diego and what would become the home of the Cardinals. This was Chargers country (save for the Raider fans, of course). Nobody here really gave a damn about the Cards until U of Phx Stadium happened and suddenly they were worth bandwagoning.

The Chargers introducing their new logo was the branding equivalent of a guy asking his wife to try anal for the first time.

Any reason I can find to use this, I will.

The Big Scumdamental

Someone else might be available, too.

The NBA has it’s problems, but it doesn’t make me feel gross in quite the same way the NFL does.

Once you have paid billions for the rights, there is no money left to actually produce the games.

He actually did get a call from the HOF but it was dropped

Sammy Sosa simply refuses to pick a race

At least they got Rafael AT&T’s name right.

Racism, mostly.

Sometimes in the evening I hit a little THC and sit in genuine, silent astonishment that Donald Trump is the current president of the United States.

From Wikipedia, a few of Jacksonville’s notable people:

Their football teams could probably crush Jacksonville’s as well.

Well, to be honest, no one expects an offense to happen there...