“Better Athletics. Better University.”

I just stopped by here to make two unrelated points:

anyone noticing a pattern in this comment?

I would miss Hannah. On my BTATV Scale, she’s a 0.

Well, yeah. The Brewers (along with the Rockies and Cardinals) have access to all the watery piss they could ask for.

Anyone who pluralizes RBI as RBI is a fucking monster.

The real question is whether you pluralize RBI as RBI or RBIs

On the surface, my embezzlement from Little Sisters of the Poor seems like a selfish act. But what if my bookie has a sick kid and can’t afford health insurance?

I think the proper headline is:

Remember how everyone thought Westbrook’s surrounding cast was just as good as Harden’s? Those people should be publicly shamed every day at noon until the start of next season.

There’s no way Nenê got any MVP votes.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

“Where are you from?”

Never touched the stuff. You know they grow them in dirt, right?

I ate some pork ribs, followed by chocolate. What are you talking about?

Those lucky motherfuckers.

Always Sunny, when Country Mac gets them all high and their eyes are so red afterward, while they stand around eating chips. That kills me every time, especially Dee’s eyes. Just fantastic visual comedy there.

Man, what did I miss? The rest of us are watching OKC vs Houston.

True, but in a way they’re the same.

I’m more partial to No Lives Matter. At least it’s intellectually honest as an ethos, man.