Brian Urlantler

The Ducks are in a different County completely, Orange County. It’s about 30 miles between arenas, aka 2.5 hours in traffic.

I’d imagine it’s like a New York Giants in New Jersey thing. I lived 15 minutes from Anaheim for awhile and nobody there considers them part of LA.

I wonder what Dan Snyder told Bruce Allen to tell Chris Cooley to think about this.

I can’t believe that. It would be like having an industry where a huge percentage of its employees end up with horrific respiratory disease that the public ignores, and the POTUS promising to increase the number of jobs in said industry. Real Looney Tunes stuff.

“Wait ... we have a hockey team?”

God damnit, you are right.

Unrelated but also a member of the impressive stats club: From 2002-2011 (149 weeks) a former University of Miami Hurricanes player scored a touchdown every week the NFL.

“How do you not mention Fisher’s most noteworthy stat?”

Does this have anything to do with his arrest in Alabama for corruption earlier today?

Who are you kidding with “lame duck”? They’re just waiting for anything that looks remotely like good news to announce Wenger’s extension.

Sam Hinkie inherited a destroyed team with no hope of making a playoff run, and was crushed for deciding to rebuild the future.

I thought it was because the predominant opinion in Mississippi is that separating it and going with just the whites was better for you.

“Why sports fans remain perpetually offended by stories that are not of personal interest to them remains a mystery”

They call it the Egg Bowl because by November all the players on both teams have their brains scrambled.

I smell rivalry. Can’t wait until the next time these two teams meet.

How many minutes do you think it’ll take him to get kicked out of the next bar? I figure four.

Just two? AP’s figure is four.

Judge: "Mr. Flair, you stand in contempt of court. How do you explain yourself?"