Fuck Lena Dunham. If you’re a fan of her or her work, you’re a shitty person. Fake-enlightened millennial bullshit.

Both things can be true. Concussion fears and deflated youth participation are directly relevant to a decrease in overall football ratings. (The question is by how much, and if that figure is even negligible.) Television as a whole is being watched less. The right wing taking credit for the NFL’s ratings slump is a…

Basketball is seeing viewership increases of 20, 30, 40% YOY. Basketball is also the second-most-watched sport, baseball being third and hockey a distant fourth. The NBA is your only argument.

Right you are, comrade. I was keeping the decline of overall primetime TV in my back pocket. The NFL is to television what porn is to the internet.

The Hall of Fame Game, an exhibition, drew 8.2 million viewers this year. Cavs/Warriors on Christmas Day? 8.8 million.

I wish every article that references the NFL’s ratings drop would also reference where it’s dropping from. The NFL accounted for something like 45 of the 50 most watched sports events from 2017.

Pittsburgh looking lost and struggling with the Jags for three quarters is some must-watch TV.

Oh, yeah. Portland is champing at the bit to deploy a four-guard lineup of Lonzo, Dame, McCollum, and Evan Turner.

Luke Walton.

If this was all about his kids, he wouldn’t be in Lithuania right now. There is absolutely no logical reason to take your kid’s talents to South Baltic. LaVar is a piece of shit.

Here’s a hint: Kyle Kuzma’s emergence has less to do with his talent and more to do with the Lakers lack of talent. He’s shooting 14 times per game! Those things don’t happen on contenders.

LMAO. Because it’s all Triplette’s fault y’all lost. The Chiefs blow dick. Get your Mahomes jersey ready and prepare for the same exact letdowns.

There’s a big budget movie coming out about the two most famous figure skaters in U.S. history. Neither won gold. Both are white.  

You know damn well those flyover racists think all Jews compete for Israel.

“I’ll take pretty white women over gold medals any day.”

I’m partial to this one.

+1 pipe I’m not trying to get

“Your great-grandfather looks really good for his age! Uhhh, I’m sorry, I meant your grandfather. Wait, that’s your father?”

No. It’s moreso people feeling sad and sorry for overpaid lazy people. Lying flat on the field of FedEx Field or lying flat on a Manhattan sidewalk. It’s all the same. And we all soon forget everything but the names and racism.

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