Yeah right!

Rebel is surprised to find that men now really like her asshole. Before she lost the weight they couldn’t even find her asshole!

I am 100% convinced that behind all the bullshit, the posturing and the narcissism that all 3 of the Conways have a special relationship...and that they show it at least three times a week with a three-way that will blow your mind. Kellyanne, in particular, cannot get enough of Claudia’s ass!

JG...Your forgot the /s at the end.

Yeah...you’ll be too fucking fat to sneak anywhere!

Yeah, but c’mon...a 50+ bag hitting on a 20- year old stud is a little far fetched.

Too much work to get a good squirt on...amirite?

I’m sure that your ex changed his tune because he suddenly wanted to fuck you in the asshole...now that he could find it!

There are terrible things that come out of a human body...like pus and snot and all of the shit that Dr. PP pulls out.

That is a real pity because I am sure that your pussy is magnificent!

So why is it that you fucking Americans always seem to elect these ‘chunk of shit’ candidates?

I’m pretty sure that the only blood that Hillary Clinton has ever drank is Huma Abedin’s...when Huma was on her period!

Fuck you! Don’t encourage the ruining of our ocean!

Anf generally just a big bunch of homo assholes.

That’s why women were given proportionately longer tongues than men.

Yeah...it explains why, in Germany, there are no ‘cumbuckets’ in the bathrooms at bards.

How does a man know if he’s gay?

Too messy...you have to wash your hands too much!

Megan is that’s your ass then as long as I have a face you have a place to sit!

What collective grief?