Yeah...but it was her own fart!  That’s the story of the Trump family.

That kid is simple imagining what it would be like to nut on a girl’s face.

So, your current partner tells stories about busting a nut on Ivanka’s face. I guess he starts these stories with the same old line “Last Tuesday I treated Ivanka to dinner again!”

Yes...but the real story is that she gave Mr. Epstein that massage (a whole body massage by the way) with her tongue. No wonder Donald is angry.

So...the long and short of it is that Ivanka was so desperate to get some good old cock while she was locked up in school that she developed an insatiable taste for pussy too!

Look...Ivanka has ingested a whole bunch of cum, and Jared has taken an equal amount up his asshole over the years so that one more load mixed with their salad dressing is not worth worrying about.

Ivanka even goes so far as to give herself a couples of spritzes right up her asshole...because you never know who’s going to come knocking there on any given day.

Yeah...famous old line. The problem here is that the daughter is as much plastic and crazy glue as she is real human.

And then it would be only justice if both Ivanka and her husband spent another ten years getting fucked in the asshole every night by big black niggers with a score (real or imagined) to settle.

Ramona Singer is a total cunt!

What were you doing in bed without your boyfriend?

You are probably correct, and if that happens it will only serve to prove the old adage “the only thing people learn from experience, is that people don’t learn from experience”.

Well...in 2016 you wanted him, you got him and now you’re paying the price. One unfortunate part of this whole saga is that your country has identified that you have about 72,000,000 fucking idiots with voting powers.

And if you fuck one of the crew, you’re gonna pick up a helluva lot more than a poop virus!

you can still go and sip those margaritas...but when you come back you’ll be nothing more than a diseased chunk of shit, good only for fucking in the ass with a stick and then burning.  Poor stick.

The real answer to the problem of too many people at Kroger’s (Or any other grocery store) is tp have you and a few of your friends visit the nearest outlet, count out the maximum number of people allowed in the stored at one time, herd up the rest of them and shove a large jar of pickled beans up each of their…

She’s beautiful! Just think how much more beautiful she would be if she liked cock!

And check out her eyes! She’s probably looking at some fit, athletic guy sitting in the front row, imagining how his cock would feel in her asshole!

Why would you want to take care of other pieces of shit? Just look after yourself!

Because those people...or somebody very close to them...is going to fucking die for their being such a piece of shit idiot. You will not!