Come over to see me. I’ve got something I’d love to shove down your throat...I wouldn’t even think about trying to jam it up your nose.

Well come over to my place when you get off work tonight!  I’ve got a huge boner and a case of blue balls that need some care.  I’m pretty sure that you can help me.

So he was Polish was he? You should have got a needle with a cartridge the size of a baseball bat and a 10" lancet and jammed it right up his asshole just to make sure he got dealt with properly.

Yeah, yeah! I can see a bunch of dimwitted WH people...lead by “No Tits Anymore” McEnany being organized enough to pull off that kind of shit for longer than 10 minutes.

There is no fucking way!!!

What makes me think that the guy above is part of Trump’s ‘base’?

It’s certainly obvious that your non-American friends in the country where you “live abroad” are little more than a naive bunch of cunts!

You left out one important thing.

It is the asshole of the state! And it smells like an asshole!

It definitely is a bit of a shithole...as its residents are also!

C’mon you know better than that...ugli fruit is poisonous to skunks! What else would you expect to happen?

Well...Pumpkin Ass might not like the real New Yorker package, but I’m pretty sure Melania has jammed four fingers inside her (two front and two back) and almost fainted from the ecstacy.

Guy was obviously fucking sick!

Yes...superpowers for sure. He’ll be able to get a boner and cum in his pants (if McEnany slurps on his dick) for the first time in years.

You know the showman in the Orange Fucksickle. He had to do something to get attention on the news! Treating him in the White House would be anti-climactic, they could have hidden the truth from the public for fucking weeks!

He shouldn’t have had that stroke!

“Just jam this 2-kilo dose of it straight up your asshole...or better yet, jam it up Kayleigh’s asshole and suck it out. You’ll feel better almost instantly.”

Absolutely...as well as the real star who turned out to be a fucking chunk of shit!

That’s OK...she’s always been a bit of a mutt. Now, the other two babes on Hot in Cleveland, I’d rim both their assholes several times a day starting at breakfast!

You were good until your final comment. I have spent many years dreaming about having my cock stuffed up Laura Prepon’s asshole several times a day. Nothing can change that!