Amazing how much faith people put into carfax. I work at a major tech company and our internal issue reporting can barely document something that is completely internal and involves 4 people. You think a nationwide reporting system involving a bazillion people and systems can accurately track the history of 200 odd…

Wow, didn’t think I’d ever see a Secondhand Lions reference on Jalopnik. Good movie.

“What do you expect us to die of, old age?”— Uncle Hub in “Secondhand Lions,” to his nephew (coincidentally, named Walter). Cop: “I think they [Hub and the other uncle] were trying to fly through the barn, upside-down. Neither of them knew how to fly.” The now-grown Walter’s comment: “They died with their boots on.”

“Are you at full throttle?” -Yeah-

I used to just think you were crazy.
Now, I know that you’re crazy.
Keep doing what you’re doing Doug.

Short of warship grade armoring on the tub, I’m not sure how you stop that.

I don’t see it. It looks nothing like those 2 2004 F150s I have posted right there.

Who left out these damn onions?

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!

The secret karting voodoo magic is this:

Someone teach that man to Laplace

It’s more of a control problem than a speed problem. They’re saying that the steering program was probably too conservative; with things like these you’re reading input, but instead of reacting to every little shift you’re blending x amount of data together to smooth the response. The thing definitely can steer itself…

Young Obi-Wan Kenobi Needs Help Finding The Droids That You Were Looking For.

No, this is the Coexist sticker that you need:

I'm my own mechanic. Everything goes perfectly with everything I do.

O_o