Bro...

I think history has taught us the Corvettes are too slow and too lightly armed to be effective in combat. Take this one for example:

Those cars are intended to be torn down and rebuilt every run. Your car is intended to be torn down and rebuilt approximately every NEVER.

I've experienced the Panicked Plank move on 1 or 2 occasions. Never want to go there again..

I feel a little better about myself now..

Bhahah this is the best! I had a close call a couple weeks ago after going on a first date with a beautiful girl.....I dropped her off at her house after some drinks. We shared our first kiss in her driveway, the whole time I wanted to ask to come inside to make my move and to use the rest room but I resisted. Turns…

Great to see how far Automatic transmissions have come for production cars. I personally wouldn't choose and Auto gearbox for a sports car, and I'm sure you will get a bunch of people saying it's horrible. For those of you who cry foul at thinking an Auto is somehow against all things right in the sports car world let…

"...And that's how I lost the 2017 Miata!"

Try North Dakota and eastern Montana at night. That's a true test of your ability to stay awake.

The Lake Pontchartrain Causeway has got NOTHING on the vast barren vistas of Nebraska. I've done I-70 and I-80 to Denver from Chicago and holy lord do they ever suck. Cruise control and audiobooks are survival tools.

Same :D

I have to agree with you on this one, Damon. I'm all for gallows/black humor, but that doesn't mean I like seeing that as a front page article. I currently live in the Black Hills and went to school here for the past five years. We 'Sout' Dakohtans' have a hard enough time dealing with outsiders looking down their…