When I owned the car on my avatar (and the media kit to go along with it), it would routinely beat the snot of stock and STX WRXs in autocross (when it was at a STS prep level), and once in DSP trim shamed STIs. It was supposedly a "stock" 2.5 RS that never had the motor touched (why mess with perfection).

Finally, Hoarders: Jalopnik Redneck Hoon Edition

Why do you make it sound like Apple owns and runs it, when the first sentence mentions M$ and Intel?

Thoughts

All that for running off compressed air? I am one for hobbies, but take 10% of the time you spent and do something nice in your village gramps. I am sure there are plenty of widows that need their fridge or sewing machine fixed.

That fabric choices looks like I left it in my moldy basement this summer, licked the olives and mushrooms and dissolved into the green shag carpeting.

Oh crap, there goes the budget for my new daily driver econo-hatch.

Mid-Ohio FTW! One of the best tracks in the country and home to one heck of a driving school!

Have you ever seen the inside of a computer? Hopefully those LED circuits are sealed or dust bunnies will become more hated than a Penn State coach.

If verified and duplicated, this could be in the same league as graphene and nanotubes.

#8 would be a wonderful concept, except for the fact more often than not when drivers see my turn signal it sends a psychic message that screams "THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! THAT PERSON IS GOING TO BE IN FRONT OF YOU YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! PASS NOW AND OWN YOUR DESTINY!" I truly wish that wasn't the case but I have been in…

In the past it has been reported that Google was buying up large amounts of "dark fiber" so at some point you know they were going to start using it.

"so why not avoid the subscription fee and upgrade costs by just sticking to the speed limit?"

Should have done that when I sold my avatar. Oh how I miss her sweet, horizontally opposed growl.

I really hope all this great steampunk-esque gear is saved and so future generations can witness what hope, tenacity and ingenuity can accomplish.

Um hi, that's Lindsay Wagner, the Bionic Woman or should I say the Dr. from Warehouse 13 for all you pre-teens that apparently write for this blog. O.O

Always a fan. Fondly remember his first pit interview with the blond ABC reporter where he answered everyone of her questions by intensely flirting with her. She was a giggly blushing 12 year old and I was rolling with laughter. Great driver, even when the car/setup was less than perfect. RIP.

Reason 1,000,000 why professional sports is a money wasting joke.

Totally awesome how many shots filmed in Cleveland made it into the trailer! North Coast FTW!

Kudos to those fellow Jalops that: