She was blind.  -Maybe read the entire story next time.

The difference is that you did not create one of the band members.  

I think this might be what tips the scale in favor of me leaving Jezebel. There is sometimes a level of tone deafness here that is staggering and youth is no excuse.

Gee, thanks for showing a few being tortured! You’re the best!

You seriously couldn’t find a picture of Darius the Rabbit on Google? 

Seriously. That photo is DISGUSTING.  Please change it. 

You couldn’t find a better picture than one of a lab in which they’re preparing to test things in rabbit’s eyes?  Because that’s what that is. 

Communist thinking like this is keeping us from being great again. [crashes schoolbus while commenting]

I say this as an unabashed car nut and Scat Pack owner - they really shouldn’t be able to sell 700+ HP to any Tom, Dick and Asshole that strolls into a Dodge dealer with a payday loan.  You should have to get certified to handle power like this.

His story is a pretty good metaphor for average workers everywhere. Quite literally keeps the business afloat and gets no recognition or even fair remuneration.

#StreisandEffect

“Ford then slapped the Merkur badge onto it and it sold a little better, but I could buy a V8 Mustang for cheaper.”

Lots of cars in the world. Most people can only afford one or two. Don't be a dipshit

“...Most crashes are the motorcyclist’s fault...”

malicious prank? you mean attempted homicide

Put yourself in the same situation as this guy and you would’ve hit the wheel too. Not only is this obstacle completely unexpected, but there wasn’t even enough time to process it and make a decision on what inputs to give to the bike. The only real option was to hit it.

That seems less like a cynical read and more like "person that can't enjoy things attempts to spread affliction."