This article is just one slideshow short of perfection.

Do these guys work at the accounting company that generates the tickets?

Can you please post the number for the Suicide Prevention Hotline on articles like this? It should be standard practice, even on a site that’s being actively dismantled by an herb.

National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

I’m old. I grew up seeing the original trilogy in the theaters on the first run. I remember those dark times after Return of the Jedi, when there was little to no new Star Wars stuff. The Marvel comics run petered out. There were the Ewoks and Droids cartoons for a couple of years, the made-for-TV Ewok movies, but…

Tetraethyl lead.

I like the tactic of confronting a neighbor who had your car illegally towed by bringing home something much worse. 

What?

Blah blah blah

He’s also just bad at maintaining this thing...

Sometimes, when it’s nice out, and my honey do list is completed (ha, like that ever actually happens) I like to change my own oil. Probably only do it once or twice a year, but on a Subaru it’s pretty easy and its a nice way to unwind on a pretty afternoon. Last summer we were leaving on a relatively long road trip…

I’m upset that he took it to Jiffy Lube.

It has been a sad, slow decline here.

you’re talking about the guy that drove around with his high-beams on for like 6 months because one of his low-beams was out

Common maintenance? Cool. Probably something a car blogger should know.

“It was a couple of oil changes ago when the Jiffy Lube guy suggested I change the cabin air filter.”...

Not at all... a Jedi is death to those who are against justice and goodness. IF you are a bad guy, the Jedi are your “Alien”. (Hence Biehn’s presence was perfect) If you are an evil warlord who is looting and pillaging innocent people... the Jedi are your “Predator”. They drop from the sky, wreck shop, and restore…

Her new ones are actually white. *adjusts spectacles* 

I miss restaurants.