Well there is one superstar that the China didn’t get. Welcome to the Australian League, Wayne Rooney!

Anyone got a solid location on the Palin family? Call it a hunch.

“I didn’t see the dog murdered. I heard about it. I don’t like it. But my people are passionate and some of these dogs, look they’re bad dogs, and my followers are passionate. They’re passionate about America. And a lot of it, most of it, is a beautiful thing.”

On the topic of solving problems, I have one for the Deadspin commentariat.

How will Manziel turn that frown upside down? Keg stand.

Just get rid of shootouts. End games in ties if you have to. Tie gets one point, overtime loss gets one point, overtime win gets two points. You’d have a small number of games where a team might have an incentive to play for the tie (when an opponent having a chance at the extra point is worse than going for the extra…

I think you will see that percentage drop again as the race for the playoffs starts to heat up. teams are going to have to steal points and that might mean taking more chances in OT.

The Maple Leafs are still figuring out how to play 5-on-5.

Yeah but he’s going to discharge himself from the hospital, take a taxi back to the arena and FINISH HIS FUCKING SHIFT

This is the sort of Fox News I can get behind.

I dunno, it depends on where it’s playing. The quality of the Theater should play into your decision. Also, are you buying tickets from the box office, or third party? So many questions really, there's no good way to answer this based on the information you've presented.

Manning: Like Forrest Gump said, “I got you some ice cream.” Just kidding. It’s my balls in your face.

Damn. I was figuring the quote would come from the scene where he shows LBJ his butt.

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

But it’s been a great week for guys who have killed and were on your fantasy team in 2010 (see: Harrison, Marvin).

“Flash Seats”, eh? Fitting, considering how many are left naked each night.

And just when Tiger thought he’d found a tour on which he could still win.

I’m putting $10 on Tiger banging that kid’s mom for revenge.

Curt Schilling, a media personality who pushes his agenda on air semi-regularly, blames the “agenda-driven media” for the current political climate. Makes sense.

That’s not the hot rim action that Kurt Rambis likes to see.