You say that but my Granny died aged 88 with 59/61 years of marriage (depending on which family story you believe about their elopement) with my Grandpa, we all thought he’d go in the next few months because he was so madly in love with her, he lasted another 7 years to 98 because and I quote “well the alternative…

Flutie’s dad was long rumored to have a better arm than Doug, but who knew his mother was also better at passing.

Prayers to the Flutie family.

“Haha. Good job, New York. Now you’ll never get a top 3 pick”- Philadelphia.

“Cortana, how did I do on that last play?”

No, he only spells it with two “g”s.