I didn’t INTEND it to be racist, therefore it can’t be!!!!!! That’s how it works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /s

Right? It’s pretty common knowledge at this point what the connotations are. I don’t wanna hear it.

3 years ago I was studying abroad in Hungary and learning about their growing fascist/anti-Semitic/anti-immigrant Jobbik party. We met one of their spokespeople and it was disconcerting how capable he was of sounding like just a normal, reasonable guy. I still didn’t think that was a thing that would catch on here…

My definition of “success” is “things that are actually good for the country,” so, not his campaign promises. Guess it depends on what you mean by Trump being successful.

Trump is stupid/narcissistic enough that he’ll appoint anyone who kisses his ass enough to a position of power. Guarantee Steve Bannon might not even like the guy, he was just smart enough to figure out if he flattered Trump enough he’d get influence. This is how the alt-right/Neo-Nazis slowly come into power now.

I’m hoping for impeachment, although gross Mike Pence, under the thought that a) Pence isn’t self-destructive enough to nuke something and b) impeachment on top losing the popular vote by one of the largest margins in history would remove any sort of legitimacy behind this administration. We’re already mad because this…

Because oh my god we all have to live here under a Trump presidency??? If it goes poorly it affects the entire country. I sincerely do not want Trump to fail because of all the suffering that would entail. This isn’t like watching Trump Steaks go under.

“Never before has so much ridden on the Germans.”

What about a rolled up newspaper? Have you tried that, Donald? If the “Stop it!” doesn’t work.

Too bad you can’t believe anything that comes out of this man’s mouth. Who knows what his opinion is next week.

This stupid safety pin idea has popped up on every “liberal” website (buzzfeed, the twittersphere, etc) as some great idea and it makes me so mad. It’s another excuse for people to as little as possible but still feel good about themselves for showing “solidarity.”

Graduated from Tulane not that long ago and yes I am trying to guess who this “idiot sorority girl is.” TO THE FACEBOOK. Also fuck that noise “he’ll bring more jobs” his plan is literally “My jobs plan is more jobs!!!!!” which is not a plan.

Looking for my first job out of college was the worst. I look very young and I felt like I was never taken seriously interviews. Looking for a job as woman is hard enough and then someone wants to throw in some bullshit about whether to wear your engagement ring?!

I got lice at age 20 and it was the fucking WORST. No one has any idea where they came from. I survived all of childhood without getting them. Doctor prescribed Sklice and it knocked them out with one treatment though.

This was me joking-but-not telling my dad not to retire so he could help pay for grad school. Laughs all around!

“Youthful mistakes” are things like buying pot and underage drinking. No one should be going to prison for those. Rape? Nah son. I've done plenty of dumb things in my short life but never tried to feel up an unconscious person, what the hell.

Agreed on the 1st part. I liked most of the show but almost always turned it off when they started the round table.

I went to college in the south and I don’t know why “roaches flying in New York” is a news story when the entire southern United States deals with this all year round. (From up north though so finding out roaches fly for the 1st time was terrifying.) “look at this thing happening!” “Yeah, that’s a a normal thing that…

Yeah, she must have had fake cards that matched her ID. I worked in a jeweler once as well and on a day I wasn’t there someone’s card got declined, fine, whatever, but it said call for an authorization number to force the sale. So my boss tells that to the customer and his answer was “Oh, I already have a number, you…

One place I worked we weren’t allowed to type in credit card numbers if the magnetic strip didn’t work. People always insisted “you can just type it in!” and got upset when I said no, you need to use a working card or go to an ATM and get cash. Turns out that’s a pretty common way to steal someone’s identity, print…