Walk left. Stand right. If you cannot grasp this concept, get off the escalator and the moving walkways. It makes me scream every morning when I’m arriving at the train station for my commute & in airports.

There are other, less terrible people with on-point thoughts on racism in America. So we can go without a racist one-hit wonder piece of trash that calls out iggy azalea for stealing culture but wears a fucking bindi with no sense of irony and picks fights with teenagers on instagram.

My grandfather was in hospice before he died in October. That’s a tough bill to look at.

Last time I bought drinks on a Southwest flight, they didn’t charge for the 2nd round. Unsure how regular an occurrence that is, but it was a nice surprise.

“Keep the government out of our lives! Now here’s a law dictating where you can pee.” -the GOP

What about beachbody? It seems like it’s the newest trend is shilling shakeology all over social media and despite my 90% certainty it’s a pyramid scheme I’d like to see a more in depth piece on it.

I worked at an independent jeweler. The owner was a nut in a lot of ways, but she was also crazy perfectionist about people’s stuff. Highly recommend doing some research and picking a small place if you’re looking to buy a really nice piece because the chain stores are overpriced garbage. They don’t use nice stones…

If you spent $21,000 at Kay, the ring was probably not actually worth $21,000. Sorry.

-Extended warranties on jewelry are a scam

I’m 23 and go to bed at 9:30. Fuck this noise.

I’m a C cup on a good day and even I’m going “nuh uh.”

Penicillin comes from mold! It’s natural! (Sidenote: I’m allergic to a drug in the penicillin family, so, of all people, I should be suspicious.) A lot of things in modern medicine come from nature, because DUH plants and whatnot produce chemicals. Then as soon as something is actually proven to be effective and…

They idolize Robert E. Lee. So, yeah. Valid point.

I went there so I feel safe in stating that KA is full of racist morons.

We probably read the same one. Utterly disgusting. No oversight whatsoever.

Honestly, after reading about all the abuse female truckers have to deal with when being left alone with male truckers while they’re still in training, I can see why it’s an appealing career for some terrible people.

Yeah I was... weirdly relieved that he (allegedly) had her belongings and was burning some of her stuff. Makes me worry less that “just blame the homeless teen” as a lazy investigation happened.

Recommend Supergoop as sunscreen. I generally get annoyed by Sephora (TEAM ULTA) but they’re one of the only places by me that sells it. It’s one of the few face sunscreens I can find that goes up to SPF 50 and I wear it every day under my foundation! Occasionally you can nab some on clearance or whatever and avoid…

I have a twin, and my brother couldn’t keep his temperature up so the hospital kept him for 3 days. My mom said it was terrible trying to be happy taking me home but having to leave the other behind. To not even get to hold your baby for weeks?! I can’t imagine.

I have never seen people so active about a county state’s attorney. Me and several of my friends were just like “VOTING FOR NOT ALVAREZ. GET HER OUT.”