I would have hominy, but I always seem to sing alone.

I look forward to the teasers, concept reveals and eventual redesign of the track; before its finally revealed in 2033.

Jalopnik: hatchbacks are best, everyone should buy them

I hope it comes with an electric charger charger 

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

“Oh, look. A snow-covered parking lot. Please don’t - yep, we’re drifting now. Woooooo hooooo, look at you go. You must be so pleased with yourself. You’re so good at this.”

“Wow, bends. I’m having so much fun right now. What road are you gonna drag me on next? The Nurburgring? Whatever.”

This is terrible advice. Research shows that stomach sleeping increases the risk of SIDS. 

It’s even a fake Toyota.

hi Darius, I’m from the President’s legal team and we were wondering if we could use this comment the next time Rudy goes on CNN. DM if interested!

East Bay Jalop checking in. Can/will travel as necessary.

San Jose Jalop checking in and willing to help

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

Perhaps you should have, being all-knowing and powerful.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Wonder Woman, Black Widow, Wasp, Captain Marvel, or Jessica Jones?

It’s not difficult to make a car better than the factory made it.

Can be found all day under 50k, coupes, convertibles you name it. 

Getting off the plane to Harrison’s slacks about this made me want to get back on the plane.

For the Porsche, raffle it off at Jalopnik.   Say the car is worth $50k, so sell 50,000 raffle tickets at a $1/piece.   Some lucky bastard here gets a car he will love, honor, and hoon the living hell out of, and you get your money.