Jalopnik: hatchbacks are best, everyone should buy them

I hope it comes with an electric charger charger 

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

“Oh, look. A snow-covered parking lot. Please don’t - yep, we’re drifting now. Woooooo hooooo, look at you go. You must be so pleased with yourself. You’re so good at this.”

“Wow, bends. I’m having so much fun right now. What road are you gonna drag me on next? The Nurburgring? Whatever.”

This is terrible advice. Research shows that stomach sleeping increases the risk of SIDS. 

It’s even a fake Toyota.

hi Darius, I’m from the President’s legal team and we were wondering if we could use this comment the next time Rudy goes on CNN. DM if interested!

East Bay Jalop checking in. Can/will travel as necessary.

San Jose Jalop checking in and willing to help

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

Perhaps you should have, being all-knowing and powerful.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Wonder Woman, Black Widow, Wasp, Captain Marvel, or Jessica Jones?

It’s not difficult to make a car better than the factory made it.

Can be found all day under 50k, coupes, convertibles you name it. 

For the Porsche, raffle it off at Jalopnik.   Say the car is worth $50k, so sell 50,000 raffle tickets at a $1/piece.   Some lucky bastard here gets a car he will love, honor, and hoon the living hell out of, and you get your money.

I am a veteran of the US Armed forces (US Army). I swore an oath to defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic. I personally would never sit or kneel during the National Anthem but that is my choice based on my personal feelings. I do however, fully support the right of any American citizen…

twist-bear rear suspension

We’re constantly told athletics are a mere enhancement of the educational experience. We all know, at the highest level, that isn’t true. A coach saying they know “what’s best” for one of their guys insults our intelligence. Players are attending a university, not a football program. They should subject to the rules…