Who in their right mind would buy a 4-door Mustang? Who wants performance, a V8, ample seating, good looks and loads of fun? Who would want that?

I spent a month and a half working London, never once did I wish I had a car.

I loved my Forester... Not really a sleeper once I got done with it though...

The blood is stored in 666 bankers boxes? You're not fooling anyone Satan!

I'm a fan...but the eBay ad says "clean carfax" and "replacement motor" in the same sentence. That would scare the bejeezus outta me.

Torque wrench! My buddy gave me one for Christmas and simply said "you're welcome." Haha...he knows I love my car.

There was a spare battery on the grassy knoll.

Perhaps he read how to do this on Lifehacker... http://lifehacker.com/how-to-get-int…

• You have an A8 TDI engine

"You're sitting at home, drinking a Sprite and then BAM, the phone rings. It's some racing team going on about how they want you to come visit them, one thing leads to another, and before you know it, holy schnikes you're strapped into a MCLAREN DOWN BY THE DETROIT RIVER!"

"Your shipment may be delayed due to mis-routing in transit"

Right in the wallet!

Oh yeah? Well then I'm going to buy a moped and invest the rest in low risk municipal bonds! I can't wait to see the look on your face.

By your standards* By my standards, any car can be jalop if you drive it right and love it right.

Here's to not faking.

Can Cameron Booth help me get better at the Mini Metro game?

Vote: Any.do

Why: I'm shocked I haven't seen this on here. This app, on both iOS and Android (with a synced Chrome extension) pretty much runs my life. Syncing is a breeze, sharing between myself and my fiance is simple, and the interface is very intuitive. Breaking things down into "Today", "Tomorrow", "This Week",…

VOTE: ToDo.Txt Touch

Why: I started using a Todo.txt file (not the "system") in college. When I learned about the CLI tool set Gina offered I became an addict.
I can access it anywhere.
I can keep multiple lists.
I can make any enhancements I want (with a basic understanding of Bash).
I can customize the format to suite my…

Internet Stay-At-Home Writer Discovers Weird Trick to Drive Down Gas Prices, Screw Putin

Fastest cab ride. Ever.