Have you tried offering her 4,000 plus a lift kit that fits a 1995-2005 Blazer and an old gas grill? If she’s going to be a Craigslist seller, you might as well be a Craigslist buyer.

Mormon Soccer Jesus does though!

They made an Altima hybrid?? Huh.

Plot twist: The ticket was dated May 26, 1987.

They’re making the sequel based on Youtube comments?

Correction:

I bet you could find a nice, low-mileage example at your local Ferrari dealer.

Did you check the nutrition facts printed on the belly of the mouse? ;)

If you want some different carbon fiber in your Bentley, give them a call when you order the car! I’m sure they’ll work something out for you.

I’ve skimped on work shoes 3x now and have had them fail in 3 different ways. And I work in an office, it shouldn’t be that hard on shoes.

Cross-breezes shouldn’t impact your ability to maintain a straight line though. Just make sure everything’s secured inside!

Yeah, don't they know we all have diesels?

My cat recently cornered a mouse under the sofa. But when the mouse didn’t come out for a while, the cat left the room to go get a snack from his food dish and take a nap. So YMMV.

All you’ll need is something you can’t get for yourself, something that only lasts 30 seconds before becoming popped bubble wrap, and some sunlight plus something else you can’t get for yourself.

Try this:

Yes, and it’s glorious

Did you also get the invisible stylus? That’s what mine requires to use it.

Call me now!

Two other dealers were added in the area, and Nissan still expected the existing dealer to hit the same sales targets.

No, but some football fans are insane.