VW’s marketing department right about now...

can never unsee

hmmmm

Because Volvo. Any Volvo...you will know it’s a Volvo from hundreds of yards away. You can always tell it’s a volvo

it makes it a fat hatch.

oh look a hatch... on a hatchback. not a crossover. just a fancy hatchback.

looks like a fancy version of a mazda 3 hatchback.

Polish tram system: Saw a urine soaked who smelled like vinegar and human rot, mocne(strong) beer in hand, pick up a mostly used cigarette off the floor which was soaked in yesterday’s vodka-vomit.

ahem..... http://www.ebay.com/itm/Chevrolet-…

more attractive dash than the 9-3.

automotive abortion.

This is the kinda stuff that makes me love Jalopnik.

That looks like a bad version of the amazing saab suite ad.

if your business is small the Transit Connect is also pretty good.

annoying repeating gifs... to sell an unreliable crappy italian hatchback.

for most small businesses: the Ford Transit-Connect. It looks nice, it drives like a big focus, and it’s pretty economical. I sorta wish they put the c-max drivetrain up-front for the wagon version because then it would be as popular as the rest of the minivans if not more.

1. is it an audi allroad