I remember when people were excited about the programming on FX.

*farts*

everybody hurts…

*stands up. applauds*

these puns are Needful Things, especially around these parts

I'm not going to live my life like a Canary in a Coalmine.

I'd rather you not Stand By Me while you make your puns

so Moonbeam City gets a C+, which I'm assuming is based on its "Archer vibes" (side note: the use of the word "vibes" after any noun is the mark of a douche) yet shows that are consistent garbage (The Strain) regularly rake in a B or higher?

wait, Doug wasn't gay?

but who cups the balls?

i swear I made a joke about this being made not more than a couple weeks ago. the universe is sick like that

avoided the S shops like the plague. I can't begin to imagine what your worst job could have possibly been. Dr. Phil's personal assistant? Fluffer at FacialAbuse?

yeah, you'd be better off hopping the fence on Mulholland… something I, of course, would never do…

price range?

pretty much sums up most events in southern California for me as well.

it'd be even more awesome if Burt Young showed up in character as Lou and started punching goths in the face.

all 9 of us would too

and they said you can't get pregnant as a virgin. Andy Tuttle keeps busting myths.

the city of Los Angeles wouldn't be able to clean up the amount of blood from the thousands of slit wrists.

pffftt, sucker