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Detective Hunter Rush: "He was either stabbed in the aorta or it was his time of the month."

Dik, you make it so easy to give you up votes.

Ding. Ding.

I really enjoy how these fucking scumbags cherry pick the parts of the Old Testament that support their bigotry but when called on their bullshit just cry out "that's the Old Testament, I believe in the New Testament!". These people should be rounded up and summarily shot for high treason. Separation of church and

so it's a Junior Senior album? got it.

it's called "selective bigotry". it's like the Evangelical form of Mad-Libs.

what. the. fuck…

fair winds and following seas, sailor.

didn't they have them end up getting married too in like Revenge of The Nerds 3 or some shit?

THE DONGER RIKE-AH BIG AMERAHCON RADY!

congratulations, I used to have TBS too.

right because with films like Mo' Better Blues, Spike Lee was targeting all demographics. piss off. filmmakers tell the stories they know.

you've never been to Chicago's North Shore I assume?

this guy gets it. he's seen Loose Druggats

just the thought of the junction at Fullerton, Lincoln and Halsted still gives me fucking anxiety to this day.

oh yeah, fuck him for creating films about the world he grew up in and oh yeah, what a bastard for them being universally adored.

it's like staring at a painting of a large group of people yet everyones face is that of Patton Oswalts.

oh, you're sooo edgy.

Michael Cera as Mick Dundee in Crocodile Dundee