I thought we were trying to stop theater shootings?

They don't have Bobbie Brooks in Karen Carpenters size. Impossible casting.

Please, not that song. Anything but that song. Why would radio stations ever play a song that much? Let's be honest, every 7 seconds for the past 30 years is just too much.

Can we stop pretending these films need sequels? For fucks sake, Seth McFarlane mentions Flash Gordon and all of a sudden you've got people whose parents were barely old enough to remember it, walking around acting like it was fucking On The Waterfront.

Well I had forgotten they were making another Rocky movie, until now. Thanks a lot A.V. Club, you heartless bastards.

What stoned intern was allowed to cast this movie?

I hate shalits in my mashed potatoes

I realize it's not actually possible for myself to go back in time and procreate with a young Pam Grier, but I can still fornicate with an old Pam Grier!

"SWEET CHRISTMAS!"

rest in Hell Dr. Herman Varnick!

"you got your information off Wikipedia?"

are they going to include the part where her career got spared from ruin for being a Commie because J.Edgar was a fan? if not, then at least include the time she gave Bob Hopes 9-Iron a solid tugging on the set of The Facts of Life. that'd be hot.

How is Tobey Maguire able to play Bobby Fischer when he has no hope of being that anti-semitic?

hilarious and wonderful? agreed.

Jenny Slate is the woooooorrrrrrsssstttttt

this just in. William Faulkner's estate sues Harris Faulkner for associating their literary giant of a family name with such an incredibly large pool of illiterates at Fox News. more at 11

Harris Faulkner is the 21st century version of Kenneth Lamar Noid, minus the whole hostage situation unfortunately.

2020 belongs to Kanye West but 2505 belongs to Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

okay but only if Deez Nuts gets a cabinet position, and none of that Department of Transportation mumbo-jumbo. I'm talking Secretary of State, okay? okay.

"Harry Potter meets Die Hard", eh?