will he have a female partner named Shelley?

this… this is just… unfortunate. then again, it could be worse. it could be on NBC.

The Lame Ass Sons of Katie Elder

Graves Disease Teenage Drama

*shudders*

"starring Bill Murray…"

honestly, what next? Ray Donovan reviews? what is this site coming to?

"And Matthew, how come a transvestite donkey witch is standing next to you and wearing a dress?"

you're right. I should have pluralized "Muppet".

so it's Tower Heist but with British people and a Muppet, is what you're trying to tell us? got it

"Show me a boy who never wanted to be a rock star and I'll show you a liar."

James Bond and In Like Flint comes to mind

but he did tell you about skeleton skin stretcher, right? the union will 401K match. you can't beat that.

wait… we have to suffer through another season of True Detective?! I didn't sign up for this shit!

"Let me assure you that this is not one of those shady pyramid schemes you've been hearing about. No sir. Our model is the trapezoid!".

just go rent Into The Night. sheesh.

they're going to have to really "Crypt Keeper" her up for this role. Pfeiff is wayyy too hot to be playing Ms. Bernie.

Spike Lee angrily tweets Mac DeMarco's address

Horatio Sanz is the primary suspect

is that Vincent D'Onofrio or Butterbean circa '96?