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fuck. off.

yeah, the Arabs invented Algebra and after 36 years, I still have no idea what the difference between that and Hieroglyphics is.

you had me at Mike Birbiglia

Up voted for "supper tough".

T-minus 2 minutes until Great Job, Internet! remixes this with whatever hip-hop song that is currently trending

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! MY WHOLE BRAIN IS CRYING!

Chief Wiggum: Oh! I'm seeing stars here!

Millennials are spineless when it comes to their bigotry. Our grandfathers…now those guys knew how to be bigots.

the ironic part is it was Belle Knox that said that.

"My blood work came back from the doctors office and they said I have an extremely low tolerance level for others."

they could always transfer to Liberty University and spend their summers reading about how Teletubbies almost destroyed Christianity.

if it serves to educate others about the pricks that attend Duke then I guess it's doing its job

"…reiterating to CNN that the whole summer reading list is just a recommendation."

Bill Hader as Julian Assange or GTFO

Ha! "acts", okay, lets be serious. when did this woman ever "act"?

Katherine Heigl, or as I like to refer to her as, "the female version of David Caruso".

was I the only one that felt like this was just a fucked up episode of Life Goes On?

Maybe they can start their own show in Vegas. It'll consist of Mencia telling other comedians jokes while this turd plays a slide show of all the memes he stole. Denis Leary can make special guest appearances doing Bill Hicks' stand-up routine.

now that's scary.

He'll be Carlos Mencia'd soon enough