read as "Muppets Tonight gave Prince his first anal"…

Dave Coulier just can't catch a break

but you's a toad!

Baron von Herzenberger would like a word with you

if Hollywood only had the ability to not 300 every movie about ancient Greece, I might hold out hope for this. as it stands, the best adaptation of The Odyssey, at least in my opinion, will always be O Brother, Where Art Thou?. mainly because George Clooney is a Dapper Dan man.

only when you make sure my hemorrhoid cushion is properly in place and all the kids are off my lawn. then I may rest

brutish and unwavering?

"I want to go out, but I want to stay home"

can't quite put my finger on it but I've heard it before, 20 years ago, and it was done better the first time around. recycled rock. *yawns*

just when I thought it wasn't possible to shit on Patrice Rushen's 80's classic anymore, New Zealand up and drops this.

I just assumed "Great Job, Internet!" was the snark

yeah because, you know, she was the only woman he ever abused.

no, that's how you read it. i was implying the guy was not some hardcore street tough like you want to imagine him as. but cling to the "he's just being a racist" shtick because that's easier than defending your nonsense, amirite?

Dre spent his days in the suburbs, cut the shit. He beat(s) on women. the guy is a scumbag and became everything he rapped about as an adult but never was as a youth. case closed.

Phil Spector murdered his girlfriend but damn if I don't love that Wall of Sound…

"when a person from very troubled world…"

yeah because, you know, what would we have ever done, as a society, without Straight Outta Compton the movie?

Letterman did

since 1994

“We made the one we wanted to make.”