if they title it Pleased to Meet Me, I'll buy every fucking ticket.

I'm only in if Damian Lewis's character has a scene where he is screaming at Noah Emmerich's character to "fire his weapon" in an intense gun battle on D-Day.

I'm also pretty sure Malin Akerman is forever ruined in my mind thanks to that bush shot in Heartbreak Kid.

no one can sing "Panama" better than Diamond Dave…

"Hey, homeless guys!"

"what is this? 90's Conan?"

Pump Up The Volume, Gleaming The Cube, Kuffs, True Romance and Heathers is arguably one of the greatest runs any actor has ever had. He might be a TV cancellation waiting to happen now, but at one time, Slater was the fucking man.

8. be Christopher Guest

Hehehe. Sam said "Menzies"…

Sony

it's nice to see senior citizens finding a second career they're passionate about but this doesn't top Diamond Dave becoming a paramedic in NYC.

Point Break

NBC

Bumbleberry Lane

so NBC is ordering a show about NBC? that's so meta.

I'm sure James Franco will be running down Hollywood Boulevard, naked, screaming about this in Swahili because, you know, performance art, or some shit.

swampland refuge for retired B-movie actors

inbred Hulks or GTFO

I think Cosby would prefer to cast Jaimee Foxworth in the reboot

How many are planning to vote for Trump, Cruz, Huckabee, Santorum, Paul, etc? That should give you a rough estimate.