Crystal Pepsi was an "interesting idea". this is shit.

this reeks of desperation in the writers room.

keep it in your pants, Kitsch

Camel Lips!

imagining Murray taking these roles just to get a free golf trip is such a better reality to live in. I'm choosing golf reality. You're the best, Bruiser!

this guy is such a jackass.

when is The Mindy Project porn parody starring Mia Khalifa coming out? that's what I want to know

"I'll fart my way into that snatch, just you watch"

"it's your butthole!"

You Don't Mess with the Butt-Fuck

I'm Johnny Utah. I can see the future. "He's not coming back.", sound familiar?

Shakes The Butt-Fuck

it'd be Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes

I understand that Columbia Pictures is behind this but fuck Adam Sandler.

Eddie Bracken

how could Murray hit a woman who made an album as beautiful as Tapestry? what a piece of shit that guy must be

I thought Scarlet Johansson was the one who got a bunch of shit for playing an asian fighter pilot?

oh, that's right, it's the one where Bradley Cooper is a high school teacher accused of rape by Neve Campbell and Denise Richards. great movie

Ned… Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times…

or Charlie's Angels or Monuments Men or Aloha. this is becoming an alarm trend that appears to be rapidly increasing.