i love you. you know that, right?

99 problems and a Bethe ain't one. HIT ME!

in that case, may I also suggest avoiding women named Desiree

Point Break

the lesson is, never try.

or Harmon will have Rick open up a worm hole and blast Britta out of the Community universe and into the Downton Abbey universe finally getting rid of that G D B for good.

but Entourage was so good though…

that's right. sorry I get their stupidity confused since all of them are fucking lunatics.

wasn't that the same jackass that thought Ayn Rand was a capitalist?

and then there is dolphin rape and that, as Hank Hill could attest, is perhaps the worst of them all.

A Song of Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik and Fire

perhaps because he's so fresh and so clean.

"man-on-woman assault is so 2014."

can't say I care to watch Paper Towns but I'll watch her do interviews all day long. love this and love her.

to be fair, he redeemed himself slightly for his role on Arrow, which, I feel, he is great in.

from this moment on I shall refer to any role an actor totally bombs as "Taylor Kitsch'd it". this shall replace my prior use of the term "Brandon Routh'd it". tread lightly Armie Hammer, you may be next.

totally forgot Taylor Kitsch shit all over that role too. when will that guys path of destruction end?

was it really, really, ridiculously good looking?

lots of cocksuckers in Westeros

“Some of you were campers here last year, but now, you're all 16 or 17 years old"