Next time you read about yet another female teacher making sweet, sweet love to a 15 yo male student, you might want to think again.

So what is the solution? Only female coaches for young girls (and boys as well?), because we all know that women would never abuse children? /s

25. You get paid for this?

The guy has been wearing those tinted glasses all the time for years now. A Google search saves you from having to acquire any intimate knowledge of a celebrity. Use your brain every now and then.

I say this as a straight dude and I’m sure I can also speak for Ben Affleck, ‘thank you’.

You’re likening Woods and Depp to suspected/alleged rapists and murderers? The only thing we know for sure about the Heard/Depp case is the video, where he’s drunk ranting, smashing a few bottles/glasses and screams at his wife, while she secretly records him and Woods might be a detsetable human being, but he had the…

Oh my, still a virgin, if you believe that’s the way to achieve an orgasm? Lol

Yes, it’s a misdemeanor and it will surely be handleded as such, but the comments make it look like it was the heroic deed of a freedom fighter.

So a kid throwing a hard object at Obama’s motorcade should have been applauded as well? Ah, I see, it’s the new normal! How long, before you guys openly call for an assassin for Trump here on jezebel in a post?   

It’s an eye condition, but I think you knew that already. Still couldn’t help yourself.

He managed to do that, with a straight face, without bringing up the fact that during his time as governor, Pence enabled the worst HIV outbreak in Indiana’s history.

Yeah, the poor girl looks downright terrified *eyeroll*.

Nah, more like ‘cheating slut’.

“Innocent until proven guilty” applies only to the justice system. It means fuck-all when it comes to the public, public perception, or opinion.

“lol”, that’s the serious journalist speaking, tying a person to a serious illness, right? Unlike the fake news creators polluting the news?

Says the woman who never referred to men as boys, bros or dudes, amirite?

Call me, when his community lays the blame for his behavior on ‘the black man’. Then we’ll talk.

That was funny, but top 5? Ehh, no. Not after Mike&Molly, Ghostbusters, Identity Thief, The Boss, Tammy, The Heat. That’s basically the same character in average to below average movies and tv shows time and again. Besides, who are the other four to complete the top five?

If using reason and logic, citing the rule of law as a paramount principle of every free society is merely a flimsy disguise for you, then you reveal that fascism isn’t such an alien concept for you as you might want to admit. In a democracy, you fight your enemies with legal means. Exhibit A: Trump’s preposterous…

I’m not ‘literally arguing in favor of Nazis’ for two reasons: