Wow.  How far into the B-roll of blog ideas are we by now?

Thanks for the laugh. Not sure if this tops thawing my food in my washing machine, but Lifehacker has been killing it lately.

I almost always send single texts with multiple sentences vs separate texts for each sentence. Maybe this makes me an old, but I prefer receiving texts this way as well. I hate hearing my phone sound off three different alerts for what is essentially one text/thought from a friend. I feel the long text with proper…

I’m starting to say this often about lifehacker:

Worst article ever.

Wow - this is just bad, bad, bad. Actually it’s worse.

Washing machine to thaw frozen food!? That’s ludicrous everyone knows the safest fastest way to dethaw frozen food is putting it in a ziplock freezer bag and then dropping it into your toilet. The trick here is you have to keep flushing to agitate the frozen food because as we all know your food won’t be unfrozen…

This. He’s a psychopath, not a germophobe. In fact, right now he’s trying to pretend, for his own cretinous and totally selfish reasons, to pretend the virus is “no big deal”, even as those in his circle test positive for it. Mark my words, his next “line of attack” will be to insinuate that COVID victims somehow…

True. Do you remember how you viewed the world and your mother when you were 4 years old? Can you imagine 4 huge strangers with guns gabbing your mother and dragging her away? And then grabbing you? And from then the nightmare only gets worse. And Steven Miller 100% ENJOYS causing that. Yeah, wouldn’t shed ant tears…

SO, I had COVID and let me tell you how much it suuuuucked.

Evidently the undead have sex, too. After all, Mr and Mother Pence haven’t a soul between them yet made three kids. Katie must be pretty twisted to have married Stephen Miller... #ghoulsex

Didn’t he throw in that it was because they controlled the senate? The words he used was something like “The people spoke when they elected a republican majority senate. The democrats don’t control the senate.” This is just how fucking important voting is this time (and EVERY TIME you mid term flunky assholes) but…

Covid has standards. 

Anyone think Trump would sit there and take a swab up the nose? Or even give blood? I don’t. 

Is Trump living in a sealed chamber in the WH? I’ve heard he’s a notorious germaphobe but it’s hard to believe he’s been able to dodge the virus this long.

She’s been at this a long time. Her Wikipedia page calls her an anti-vaxxer and conspiracy freak. Several pages describe her activities before she took this current opportunity to scare and misinform people:

So in theory, if you and your girlfriend are social distance-exclusive, getting together even if you live separately should be low risk after 8 weeks, no? 

They’re probably scared that the GOP will find a way to pull funding in revenge, or some other awful scenario that would have been unheard of in 2015.

I guess they can’t come right out and say he isn’t wearing a mask because Trump told him he would be a pussy if he did.

I just wish the Mayo Clinic would release a statement saying he willingly violated their policy. First they deleted their tweet, now they’re completely silent. It makes them look bad.

Legitimately asking - why can a woman sue her employer if male employees make her feel unsafe, but walmart employees (and everyone else working right now) can’t sue their employers for LITERALLY putting their lives at risk?