“ . . .but at the length truth will out.”

I am here to tell you that one of the worst things that can happen to your vehicle is for a rodent to die somewhere in the heater/ventilation system. If this happens, unless you are good at taking the whole thing apart and finding the carcass, your choice will be between driving around with the windows down and the…

As usual, my very large state is not mentioned. I just want everyone to know that our pantry and kitchen is absolutely infested with red-backed voles this year. They love Clif bars, and are very good at licking all the PB off the old-school mouse traps without triggering them. They are driving my dogs crazy, too. The…

IF YOU ARE UNSURE where you are going, e.g. if the road you are on doesn’t seem to be going where you want it to go, or your GPS isn’t working, or you are trying to call someone but they haven’t answered yet, PULL THE FUCK OVER and let the rest of us pass, mmmKay? Driving 20 mph below the speed limit while constantly…

B-b-b-but Sarah Huckabee Sanders just told us we’re not allowed to question a four-star general/Marine!! (Who’s also a white male.)

I agree about this trend (I’m 62). I think when we’re younger, we are still trying to figure out how the world works, including all the awful things humans are capable of doing to each other. Past a certain point, there’s nothing more to know, and anyone who tries to cultivate compassion does not really need to be…

“And don’t worry about the ground splitting open and swallowing you up.”

Narcissists abhor other people’s tragedies because it steals their limelight. Cases in point: pregnant army widows and Puerto Rico.

Soon you’ll be able to add contraception to this list!

Introverted /= shy. Two different things. Not worth watching a video that gets this fundamental fact wrong.

Doesn’t anyone care about the planet? Unless you’re in a tearing rush, how big an impact on your life is it to spend 5-10 minutes longer on a half-hour trip, and help to reduce emissions, reduce gridlock, and reduce wear and tear on a vehicle? If everyone has to have their own car — often a full size sedan, with…

I will wait to check it out from my public library. Oh, and the article heading is click bait. Lifehacker can do better than this.

Hetero sodomy is probably still illegal in many places. I don’t see it being enforced, though. Sounds like Moore is a typical conservative, believing in small government except when it comes to bedroom conduct and uteri.

Based on dog breed intelligence rankings, Beagles score pretty low, meaning you generally have to repeat a command many more times before they get it, compared to Border collies, most hunting dogs (Labs and Goldens score very high), and Poodles. Dumb isn’t necessarily bad, though — bulldogs are also not so bright but…

They are like a persistent intestinal parasite you picked up when you got a car loan, mortgage or credit card . . .

I have a food dehydrator, spend a lot of time on backcountry expeditions to remote places where I have to carry everything I bring on my own back (plus pay by the pound to have it flown in), and I grow lots of berries, so I make fruit leather every summer. I find that sugar makes the leather brittle, though, so…

Why is Alaska depicted as being smaller than Puerto Rico? Yeah, there isn’t much room to squeeze it in, but PR is huuuuge.

NYT says the PINs are generated based on the date and time when you contact them to start the freeze. Pretty easy to guess, given when the news broke. And I’m not paying $10 to a company that’s already made millions by collecting data about me without my permission. At this point, I have zero trust in Equifax. I…

Coupla states missing, including my own. (As usual — it’s remarkable how many of these kinds of map exercises just don’t bother with Alaska and Hawaii. Is everyone else really OK with this?) There are no roads connecting much of my state to the rest of the world, so you have to fly to Anchorage for an abortion if you…

1) I’m a boomer, not a Millennial.