My exact response was similar: “Do they realize she’s brown?”

Lets also take into account that most people that adopt want white babies and that she isn’t.  

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who does this. No, I will not watch your scary movie but I will read the entire plot on Wikipedia.

I want to watch scary movies but can’t stomach them. I, too, will take the spoilers even though I really want to watch Chidi on the big screen.

Aaaaah! Someone point me to the spoilers so I can read what happens but never watch this scary movie.

I’ve never assembled ikea furniture with another person for that very reason. I don’t care if the instructions say it’s a two person job. I will make that shit work by myself and preserve my interpersonal relationships, thank you very much.

Someone should film Anjelica Houston and Quincy Jones together, talking shit about people after they’ve had a couple of bottles of wine. I’m not proud of it, but I’d watch that.

Allen wrenches, all of them for free, all of them for meeeeeee 

Imagine the horror when they’re forced to assemble cheap furniture with only pictographic instructions and a hex key.

My grandparents are from Sweden and I am very into witchcraft and Norse pagan religions and this movie looks like a horrifying bastardization of all that I hold sacred and I AM HERE FOR IT.

I, for one, am outraged and will never be patronising <scrolls back up> fashion app Dote again.

i loved Jacki Weaver’s response:

Especially because her own IMDB isn’t exclusively Shakespearean.

I agree. You make hay while the sun shines. Every movie doesn’t have to be “art”. An okay movie is okay. Sometimes I’m amazed by movies that have a ton of talented people in them and a decent premise and then are just truly bad. (Looking at you Kong: Skull Island.) Even then, though I don’t hold it against the…

I think she just wanted some attention. She’s not stupid and she's been in showbiz literally all of her life. She knew those quotes would be picked up by the tabloids

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/may/02/anjelica-huston-defends-woody-allen-roman-polanski-sexual-abuse-metoo-movement

It’s a miracle!

You know who: ‘....Guess what, that’s not going to happen! China has just informed us that they (Vice-Premier) are now coming to the U.S. to make a deal. We’ll see, but I am very happy with over $100 Billion a year in Tariffs filling U.S. coffers...great for U.S., not good for China!’

Is there a number I need to get at the counter to get in line to write for the NYT, or will they just call my name when it’s my turn?

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!?