I remember I got reamed by my first year roommate for saying “on accident” (I am from southern CA, they are from NY) and after that one exchange I now say “by accident” :/

Much like the year the theme was ‘punk’, I’m completely delighted about the ‘camp’ theme. Setting a broad theme that leaves room for more/less successful interpretations makes for a much more entertaining red-carpet watching experience (for me) than the ones that are super-focused on a single designer or house.

Google is a good start. Let me know if you need help.

A good stylist could totally pull together a Troop Beverly Hills tribute that would still be couture and in keeping the camp theme.

I believe the look is called “dry thirst.”

I like the mix of “incognito” and “look at me”

It never ceases to amaze me how many people simply ignore the fact that language changes over time. I would be absolutely mortified if I were so bereft of linguistic nuance that I actually thought that “on accident” was wrong.

“...a bit of horny texting.”

Look everyone, Mike Rosenberg is here!

If I still drank, Adele would be first on my “Have a pint and gossip with” list. (Yes, there is a list. I have a list for everything)

Beats the fuck out of a diaper genie.  That product is some BULLSHIT.

Yeah one of the best gifts I got was a cardboard box filled with food. Not just snack food either, yeah there were yummy crackers and peanut butter and nuts, but then those ready-to-heat packets of soup and rice and stuff too, pasta and sauce etc. Lived off that for a couple weeks. Great idea!

Once my sister decided to have 5th, my standard gift is now a pat on the back.

I have SERIOUS THOUGHTS about baby gifts.

I am an atheist, but I want to believe they are both in heaven

Damn... I never and I mean never expected to find my epithet on Jezebel, but I’ll be damned (probably am anyway) if it didn’t happen.  My I tombstone will read: “I don’t know anything, and I haven’t learned”

Wasn’t memorable apparently 

No. But if you watch homecoming which came out like 2 weeks ago. This is a bit on the nose. Just too soon to be so ‘inspired’ by another artist. So yeah the word copycat is just. 

Wen I first heard the song I immediately thought a new Trolls movie was coming out. Glad to know the auto-track to shitty animated movie single wasn't just me. 

Wow. Just wow. The tap dance tapping being pre-recorded was a gift I didn’t know we needed.