You seem to be talking about her pussy quite a bit as well, just sayin’. 

The shitty dog treatment is what made me dislike Pratt. I roll my eyes about the religious stuff b/c the faithful people I know spend a lot of time thinking about how to be a good person, give back to others, etc. Maybe he does that, but all I ever hear is his proselytizing. I have no issue with people forming a…

Mr. Muffett has always been a regular church attendee and I knew that when we got married, he would want a minister to do the service. The minister we chose (who was my in-law’s minister and friend) required that we do a pre-marriage counseling session with him before he would agree to do the service. I told Mr. it…

When I read your post, I am picturing you as a cat that likes to knock everything off of the coffee table, item by item. 

Not to mention, all the furloughed government employees holding garage sales to make up for their lost salary. /s

It has been a long time since I have been thrift shopping and this is going to get me back into it. 

More like a library. My vagina is like a book return...

Friendly reminder for 2019: Dismiss the trolls!

Friendly reminder for 2019: Dismiss the trolls!

Needs more stars.

I feel like he’s someone who has sex with a woman and then shames her for being too easy. 

I’m going to say that they fooled around but it was so bad that she gave him a half-hearted hand job to wrap things up and get out of there. He’s denying it to be coy and she’s denying it because wouldn’t you?

I had a Christian friend explain to me without irony that she was “rewrapping her gift” by choosing abstinence until marriage, even though she wasn’t a virgin. 

I tried them twice... I would rather go without pasta for the rest of my life than to have to smell that disgusting food product again. 

I am now switching to Dave’s, thanks for the recommendation!

I think they have done red carpet placement before, but never this “effectively”. Again, props to this girl and to Fiji for a super-successful sponsorship. 

If people have the technology to video-monitor their front doors 24/7 to make sure that their Amazon order isn’t stolen, these facilities should be expected to monitor their most vulnerable patients for their safety.

I agree with this. Not only would the police be able to hold the sample as evidence for not-yet-committed future crimes, it could also be used to implicate family members.

whynotboth

And probably to other patients as well.