Twist: They are only going to cover Helen Keller jokes and Hillary memes. 

He has confused kindness and niceness. 

I see Romany with a dash of Jeff Goldblum. Anyone else?

Does the replacement have to be confirmed or can he appoint whoever he wants?

Apparently she has tried to tell Trump that immigration issues are more nuanced than he thinks and that does not go over well. 

Maybe it’s both. Maybe Alex Trebek lives in a set house. He doesn’t sleep, he just sits quietly on the beige couch until the producers tell him it’s time to film the next episode. 

I just discovered this show (I know, I’m late) and it is exactly what I need in 2018. 

Washington? I started getting them when I moved, I was so confused b/c I never got them in my previous state.

I really hope that the googly-eyed version shows up as the first search result for an image of Fortenbery.

Agreed-- it’s clearly a choice. Or as Ariana Grande might sing, “Iiiiiissllerleeashhoy.”

I am a fan of Carly Rae, but-

brb

I mostly follow drag queen celebrities and I will continue to like the shit out of their pictures. Mainstream celebs? Forget about it. 

Over 30 as well...

Team Davidson. He’s just as entitled to talk about the relationship (or not) as she is. He made a funny self-deprecating joke- he didn’t embarrass her and didn’t share anything intimate. 

Grande wasn’t the punchline. Pete was the punchline. He was making fun of himself. 

I’m not even into Ben Affleck, I’m just bored.

Ben in a relationship: Gets teeth fixed.

If you have a daughter who teaches Pilates, she’s got a chance. 

He has more than one song? Holy hell.