Exactly. All the bad stuff he posts is just brand management, and all the good stuff is his true soul. 

I wondered the same thing! I hear stories of (not white) people getting pulled over all the time for tinted windows. But this is fine?

This is so true

“The bombs didn’t even explode! If he were a real fan, he would have made better bombs.”

I started getting really angry that he got out of jail time, but then I realized there is literally no way that he will stay out of trouble for four years. I really hope the next judge sees things differently and throws him in prison for a minute. 

The reason they are recipients of so much snark is not that this is novel behavior— it’s that they have been so successful profiting from it. I would argue that 99% of women in the entertainment industry trade on false standards of beauty to either directly or indirectly profit. Sometimes I have sympathy for them…

They should stop doing the thing that made the guy angry enough to make and mail a bomb. Personal responsibility people!

You forgot WHY ISN’T THE FBI INVESTIGATING HILLARY?????!?!??!?!?!

No wonder she has issues

I’m not above that

I hope so! And if not, I’ll fake a nosebleed and go home early.

If my real-life MO is attractive assholes, I may as well go for an attractive asshole with really nice sheets. 

I had a completely garbage day and the world is on fire and the only thing that has brought me joy is David Schwimmer being in on the joke. Bless you Ross, I needed that. 

Yeah, like the Pope. 

True, I have no idea how strong the correlation is.

I do it too-- I am not alone!

I think that is totally fair, especially when you were the recipient of bullying. From an outsider’s perspective, I wonder what kids were going through privately that led them to bully others. I’m not looking to excuse their behavior— rather, I want to understand why kids behave this way so we can work against those…

In case you’re wondering about the witness tampering charge that Jared’s father pled guilty to, from Wikipedia:

I worry that she got a notification about the orange muenster undoing all of the gouda work from the previous administration. 

You are actually the first person I have interacted with who had forceps. If you don’t mind me asking, how long was your recovery? I wonder how much worse the forceps made the experience (probably a lot).