Ditto to Carrie Underwood. She’s too controlled, too produced, too perfect. 

Can we have an entire thread about garbage Taylor Swift lyrics? She’s the Dan Brown of songwriters.

Yes oh yes to Lea Michele. 

OOOH YES GWYNETH. How could I forget hating her??

Not irrational. And for what’s it’s worth, I hate him now too. 

I despise them but I feel like it’s justified. They don’t vaccinate and she whined that she didn’t get acting gigs because she’s too pretty. 

Emma Roberts. I dislike Julia Roberts, so it must be a genetic thing.

It’s not her fault she was born into wealth. I don’t think she was disparaging hourly work, I think her point was that these men think that their lives are ruined if they can’t walk across the street to another corner office. There are a lot of work options available to them and manual labor is a better fit than the…

See, people? If you don’t vote, conservatives win and we don’t get Robyn’s music. If that’s not enough to motivate you, I don’t know what is. 

Is Ariel the brother of Nev? 

I’m a fan of the Savage Love column and occasionally people ask about safe ways to incorporate choking into the bedroom. It’s the one kink I can remember Dan Savage bluntly saying that is always unsafe and can result in death.

It just occurred to me-- we’re all assuming this is the first time he did this. What if it’s the fifth? Or tenth? 

He wasn’t horrified by his actions— he was turned on. And he already knew that he had to hurt her so badly that she thought she would die in order to climax.

Oh great, there’s some doctor in Alaska who is testifying that this guy is totally reformed. 

I think stage 1 is hurting animals. He attacked a woman in broad daylight and tried to kill her. That’s gotta be stage 4 at least. 

Assuming she has money for a lawyer, and he has money to pay, and she can withstand the stress of a lawsuit...

I can relate to the forgetting thing. As a kid I didn’t mean to skip chores/homework/basic commitments but I would just flake on them. In hindsight, I’m 99% sure I’ve had ADHD my whole life and was never diagnosed. (Not saying that is your/her case, just mine.)