QAnon Drop:

I’m surprised by Trump’s interpretation on this. The darker horse won, but then after an appeal on technical grounds, the judicial system declared the lighter colored horse - far less qualified according to oddsmakers - the winner. You’d think Trump would be on board.

Boy, it sure would be nice if the Clintons and The Deep State didn’t have such nefarious control of the horse racing industry! Sad!

Step 1: Hire Oprah so somebody under 90 might watch your show.

She may be getting good jobs (fewer now that she’s aging out of the industry, sad and unfair but true) but be spending faster than she makes it. There’s a point for anyone where getting out of a financial hole is much harder than just “get a job”, especially if she’s living in NYC. With her reported expenses she may…

I’m gonna do this: “Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex, Erin Heatherton, is...” - those commas are incorrect unless Erin is Leo’s only ex ever. No appositive, no comma.

Oprah’s too goddamn good for boring ass 60 Minutes whose format is legit stuck in the 80s. 

If I were a producer at 60 Minutes, and I had hired Oprah Winfrey, I would want the Oprah Winfrey...

Proof that ya got no soul: you don’t get emotional over the name Oprah.

“Only half-breeds from South Jersey call it a hoagie, and you don’t wanna be one o’ dem, so dat’s wrong. And less I’m gnawing on Batman’s calf muscle, I ain’t eating no hero. So by the process of discrimination, sub is the correct answer. Meatball sub is always the correct answer.”

Youse gotta probem witta Bawlmer accent, hon? I yawta warsh yer mouthout wit sope!

South Jersey has a very strong hatred for trump, due in large part to the bs he pulled in AC. ETA I have to take exception to the “worst accent” crack, though, because for me nothing is worse than trump’s Queens gutter wheeze/screech.

Can you say that again? I couldn’t hear you through the chasms in your sentence structure.

He can’t be from Croatia - not a single “bro” in those posts.

Why are you spacing like that? Is it to intentionally make me mad or is that how they do it in Croatia? 

Hoagiemouth is a beautiful, working class accent, followed by either Pittsburgh’s or Baltimore’s accent.  If you don’t pronounce it “hoaw-guuie” you may as well just call it a sub or grinder or whatever incorrect term folks use.

Particularly odd phrasing, considering this person was claiming their name was Tanya just the other day. Centrist socks/trolls are the weirdest trolls.

Radio is just podcasts for lazy assholes who need to constantly be reminded what time it is and need to know when the sales at Shane Co are.

It’s like if Pod Save America Bros worked at Barstool Sports.