My interview will take place at 8 AM on January 2, 2019. I now have a really good reason to be excited about the new year. 😉

How do you do this coparenting thing while still having to remove yourself from your clingy ex?

when they want us... to take care of her when they need a break

I got punched in the face by someone I wouldn’t give my number to.

NEED MORE TONTTUS.

Christmas dishes!!!

“save the packaging so you can pass it off as new with your next girlfriend” seems like horrific advice.

Santa is based off a real man from Turkey

I’d take a male birth control pill for sure.

no denying pregnancy is worse for the women

I want to slap that smug look right off of his face.

Yufuckoff.

Thank you.  I feel like I’ve known this unnamed character in the early aughts.

That is, quite possibly, one of the most beautiful things I have ever read.

she was abused at a young age by a powerful man and recreated that scenario over and over again throughout her life and maybe paints it as her choice because that is the only bit of agency she can manage to claim for herself

Absolutely needs fresh squeezed lime, queso fresco, raw onion, and cilantro. And crushed tortilla chips. And fine cut strips of red and green cabbage.

ghoul cabal

Be Best.

Stephanie Winston Wolkoff will be played by Catherine O’Hara......

+1000