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More truck hate from Jalop ... surprise surprise. Now let’s extend that hate to the perceived owners of said truck. Perfect. Fan the flames of a culture war and then sip expresso from my morally superior perch in Williamsburg.

This will start under $30K just like the Wrangler does.

BMW owner says, "Hold my Perrier."

I think you meant “BMW” when you said “Dodge”.

I wear a helmet with a chin bar. Calm down, dad.

We eat the rich around here, didn’t you get the memo?

Well, I grew up in the South and still live in the South and let me tell you, he ain’t wrong. There’s a special kind of stupid down here.

Quit your whining . I bet you make more money than I do and you don’t hear me crying about the rich all the time . What are you a socialist ? 

You own three Porsches, supported by writing for a blog, and consider yourself to be “suffering under the boot of plutocracy?”

You don’t need to be bribing politicians to afford a 911... christ man. And rich people pay a good bit on taxes.

Oh, FFS, Brad. You say capitalist like it’s a bad thing. Would you rather be writing about the Trabant, and only the Trabant, because it’s the only fucking car being manufactured?

That’s 7 more seconds spent thinking about something other than the stock market, or feeling sorry for your oil buddies who aren’t invited to the Templar meetings anymore. You know, important stuff.

The US government has not been fiscally responsible at any point during my lifetime, or my father’s lifetime, or my grandfather’s lifetime. Additional revenue wouldn’t have changed their response in the slightest.

What about our government, or really any government, gives you faith that they could protect us better if they only had more funding?

And it is the pursuit of these profits that drives innovation. When’s the last time you’ve spoken with someone that escaped any of the “great” communist/socialist societies? (Have you noticed noone “escapes” from the capitalist societies, we just emigrate? That we don’t need to build walls to keep people in?)

Wow, now here’s an ignorant take. If profits are stolen wages, what are taxes?

Yeah, I was on a boring conference call, so I didn't really have anything else better to do.

No, not really, given that the author’s point of view is largely lazy and ignorant. It doesn’t really warrant further exposition.