It’s an improvement from the current R8, but the first gen was so sensuous that it has been more of a not-as-bad-as-before design exercise to me.

Barely avoid losing their licenses because of excessive speeding, you say? Wow! In that case, that makes most every 16-year old with a learners permit just as qualified.

Man, if only they’d started talking about voter fraud or the migrant caravan instead of their shitty football teams, they’d probably be the best of friends.

Sounds like these guys read too much Splinter.

The X5 is the size of a Jeep Grand Cherokee, it’s just not adequate for people who move more than 3 kids around and don’t want a minivan.

A minivan doesn’t work for everyone. most have a 3500lb tow capacity. That is rated ONLY with the driver, no passengers. Add 3-6 more passengers at ~150lb/person plus a few hundred pounds of gear, and you may not be able to tow even a pop up camper or a small ski boat on a family vacation. Most people don’t tow much,…

If you’re in a market for a well equipped Surburban (more likely to run in the mid-60s), the premium is more like $5k-$10k...and no, that’s not that much when considering one is an ancient piece of shit.


Also, if they are in the market for a suburban there’s probably plenty of “privilege” there anyway. What do you…

Ok, yes, they are taller and a bit longer.

Really? Read it again imagining Morgan Freeman is saying it to you. Seem calmer now?

Doesn’t guzzle fuel? 17 mpg city for the V6, or 14 MPG for the V8, meets your definition of “not guzzling fuel”?

Another article complaining about a large SUV, what a shocker. Truth is, they will miss out on some sales due to it not being as big as the long Caddy and Navigator. It's actually pretty damn good looking. And if you happen to have 3 or 4 kids that actually have some friends, you will understand why that 3rd row is a…

You may have been going for ‘mocking’, but it definitely came out as ‘bitter’. Because there’s ‘mocking’, and then there’s ‘I don’t have nice things so I’m going to mock people who like to enjoy their money’ resentful. Stereotyping the owners and their reasons for purchase really drove that home, as did your…

Hmmm....can you define “obese” vehicle for me?

Fair enough, you seem to have a reasonable take.

Wow, that was a very emotionally charged response to an otherwise inane article about a new luxury SUV??

Hey, my wife drives one and we live in the middle of the city.  It’s sort of fast and it doesn’t guzzle fuel.  Plus, the price premium over a suburban wasn’t much.  It’s pretty sweet.

Bored housewives have been running over suburban Starbucks curbs for the past 10 years in these barges, by the way.

Love this clip - Burfict doesn’t belong in the league.

Stadium security attempted to find the beer thrower, but everyone in that section stood up one by one and and shouted “I AM TAWWMY FROM QUINZEE!”

Yeah, but at least the competent black gut they had around for a few years is gone. Now THAT was embarrassing.