yall have to shill for this crapfest huh?

Are Tesla’s cool? Yeah, pretty cool. If I could afford one, there are so many cars before I’d get a Tesla. So, so, so many cars. I’m not sure I’d call someone a fanboy if A) they can’t even afford the product, and B) even if they could afford the product, they wouldn’t even buy it.

Don’t forget the “AUTOPILOT-EQUIPPED” part of the headline (even for crashes when it was being manually driven)

I have a feeling if this were Tesla, the article would be a bit more like:

Don’t go. It’s full of morons from the city that have apparently never seen a bird before and that will stop their car in the middle of the road to look at it. Bonus points if they exit the vehicle while it’s in the middle of the road, blocking traffic.

Naval aviators don’t choose their callsigns.

You get a star too!

Thank you for the reasonable and well thought out comment, rare around these parts, I understand your argument, and to some extent agree with it, but do you think the NFL has the right to enact policies to safeguard revenue? This is simply about money, the players are potentially hurting NFL revenue, so the NFL is…

You’re amazing, this made my day, have a star. I can only assume this is a plant to get me to reveal my employer, so you can dox me, but bravo

You typify the incompetence that generally surrounds controversies like this

If you’re using obtuse to imply that that I am unresponsive to the emotional narrative surrounding this controversy, yes, I try to base my opinions on logic and reason instead of feelings

They should fire you, for being a ginormous twat.

Imagine I’m working on project for a client, I pull into their parking lot, and begin protesting the current minimum wage directly in front of their office, while on the clock for their contract... I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that wouldn’t fly...

Riiight, because unless you can remove all possible hazards, physical and psychological, nothing should be done...

Lot’s of intelligent discussion happening here... Every employer, irrespective of industry, has the right to safeguard revenue and create a safe work environment for their employees and clients by creating a code of conduct for their employers. I’m a management consultant, I would be fired immediately if I used client…

Here, to clarify — you are a pretenious fuck who likes to subjugate different drivers into your small world ideals of what their education levels are and equates that with some sort of intelligence and behavior.

Jalopnik Reader - *Snorts* well since its not a used bright orange manual diesel wagon I already dislike it. no one else is allowed to like cars if it is not the exact spec *I* Like...

I feel the exact opposite way of everything you stated in your comment.

I don’t normally condone violence, but a bike lock to the head of this thief would be acceptable.

In that kind of situation she’s gotta keep her temper in czech