I bet Rod Watson reads Splinter on purpose. He doesn’t even need to be tricked with some clickbait headline.

GOOD!  JUST IMAGINE THE OUTRAGE IF THEY MADE A SHOW CALLED BLACK FAMOUS BUT OH WELL THAT’S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS FOR YOU

Or...we can move along and not be outraged at trivial things.

Just a note for all non-PA folks: That 1-800-FIX-ROAD on the side of the plow, yeah, that number doesn’t work. Better to draw a Dick around each pot hole if you want it fixed. Just a friendly PSA.

People act as if it is their duty to get offended by everything.

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Currently he isn’t any kind of football player except “unemployed.”

He was a very good football player. He currently isn’t a good football player.

He was pretty good 4 years ago... likely not so much now

It’s beyond tired, I agree. The Kaep fans sound like the Eagles fans that want to tell me about Nick Foles. You are describing a guy from YEARS ago. Who had a short term, lightning in a bottle run. But was already well down the road of regression before all this kneeling crap.

Is everyone forgetting that Kaep only had one great season worth talking about? 2012, he came in mid season and finished 5-2. Nice work, a great splash in The League. 2013, his best year at 12-4. Great season. ESPN loved him. I mean they really loved him.

Um, no mention of Gal Gadot?

Actual counterpoint: Kaepernick would be good enough to get you to mediocre if you were the Texans, but why would you want that? Why would want to top out at a first round playoff exit? Why not get a high first round pick instead to help your franchise QB?

The Kaepernick trip this site has been on is every bit as loathsome as the ESPN/Tebow saga.

Honestly, as long as it went on, I knew the only possible way Kaepernick was going to get signed was if he and he alone would be the difference in a team making the playoffs or not.

I’m always amazed how much work went into making a beautiful spectacle for a poorly told, insane story about a villainously selfish  grandma recalling the one time she fucked a hobo and then let him die.

 Well, I’m Asian American and as far as strictly USA things we’re terribly underrepresented. Probably the worst. I’ve just never really thought of it as a big deal. We finally got one pretty great sitcom two decades maybe three since the last one. And I can’t think of any stars that are major Asian American stars…

We already have a Jewish action hero. Paul Rudd.

 As much as I love them they’re really not that viable, here at least, because we’re one of the prudish, if not the most, countries in the world.

I hope motherfucking Disney realizes fucking R-rated films are still fucking commercially viable and shit. Fuck, I hate when shitheads feel like they fucking need to pander to dumbass, fucking family friendly shit to fucking protect their asshole brand.