Ladies, gentlemen, and suckers alike, I give you, the first ever $75,000 Wrangler. While it’s difficult for us a FCA to hold our laughter back, we understand your ill advised decision to pursue your purchase of this vehicle isn’t going to financially us a bit. 

I bought a garage fridge for the purpose of motorcycle gear closet. I take your method and add a chilled helmet, gloves, jacked and boots. Anywhere in the 80, the system stays cool for about 30-40 minutes. When coordinated with the sunset, I don’t feel the heat once. Plus the wife thinks it’s hysterical.

Because it’s about in-person media exposure, the in-person pitch, and the physical presence of the product.

You’re all a bunch of cunts.

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Quite the opposite, in fact. Elon, along with several other moguls of our time, are an inspiration. I’ve built a business model that’s currently crushing it, thanks to him and a few others. Hired additional talent last week while, looking to hire more and we’re an ideal candidate for the SBA 7(a) stim package (Give…

He’s a double, perhaps triple-threat, in business. It’s precisely his ambition, knowledge base, and fearlessness that creates all of this exposure while simultaneously making him such a force of nature.

Have you ever been with a skank? It’s fantastic.

In other, we-hate-men-who-probably-would-have-bullied-us-and-got-the-girl, news...

What a cunty thing to write about.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, the Ford Bronco.

Kudos GM for pulling off the every-man mid-engine sports car anyone can drive.

Remember when flat screen TVs were $2k minimum? Then the amortized cost of production over time brought the average price way down? The same will happen here. Come on.

“Rich people” are only defined as being “rich” by others. Most people of higher than average means i’m exposed to are critical thinkers. They’re diligent with their budgets and financial interests. They’re occupation is typically high stakes but with a massive upside. Their toys just happen to be relative to their…

Also all of Jalopnik: WRANGLER. WRANGLERWRANGLERWRANGLER.

Had an ‘06 Pontiac GTO in the stables from ‘11 - ‘13. Sold it with 26k miles on it. Without a doubt one of the best bang-for-your-buck performance cars out there.

Wrong.

Star.

Ladies and Gentlemen, i give you, what-will-probably-resemble-the-fucking-bronco-we’ve-been-waiting-for....

If you buy this over a ZR1 you are smart.