Actually, I'm expecting the "But AIDS!" argument. "My client was exposed to AIDS, and therefore a court trial is unneeded punishment, he's already suffered…"

I warn you that I will take my cues from my cat, and ululate the song of my people at the top of my lungs beginning at 4:30 a.m. until such time as I am fed.

As a heterosexual, married male, I must offer two responses to this article:

First, the positive: Thank you for the laugh. This was one of the most insightful, witty, cutting articles I've read in a long time—and it had me howling, until...

Second, the negative: I have realized I know far too many men—and far too many…

Honestly, whenever I hear about Sarah Palin these days, I beam like a baby that's just discovered the joys of passing gas. It makes me so happy that she's of no meaningful consequence anymore. She's a punch line, not a political power-player, and isn't that just delightful? Oh god, it's wonderful. Everything is…

The weird thing is that more Japanese automakers top the American-Made Index than American ones. Hell only 3 US vehicles make the list.

I have to hand it to Palin. The fact that she's managed to spend the six years she's been in the public eye speaking entirely in attitude tee shirt slogans is an impressive feat indeed.

I've been flamed on here before for saying that I don't have a problem with men ogling women, as long as they stop when the woman makes it clear that she would prefer they not, whether it be by drawing in her shoulders and legs and adjusting her clothes, or simply giving them the fucking finger.

1) I suppose you could say that 700 million is "almost 1/7" of 7 billion. You could, more accurately and just as easily, say that it "is 1/10"."

I think this is very true, about guy sized women having some "male" privilege. I'm 6'0" and 215lbs (and somewhat squishy but still hourglass shaped, so don't say it's because I'm an ugly moo-cow, I'm not) and I do NOT get the kind of shit from men that my girlfriends do (both slimmer and chubbier). And the few times…

But they DO have it worse. They actually have to put up with wives! All that nagging! Amirite?

Male what? Male angler fish? Because yeah, sexual parasitism from female angler fish does kinda suck!

It would take a lot more than asking Ben Stein for money to make someone a bigger piece of shit than Ben Stein.

I always thought it was only small, cute women who could get away with certain things. I'm tall, and the most frequent adjective I get is "striking" (though someone called me "beautiful" this morning *blush*) — and when I call men out on their stuff, they frequently get angry, and I always thought it was because they…

When is it wrong to hug people?

One day I was sitting on the bus behind a girl with headphones on with a guy started calling her "Blondie," and just generally telling her how he'd like to get to know her. He wasn't particularly crude about it, but it was clear his attention was unwelcome. But he kept trying, and she kept replying in monosyllables…

I finally had to do that. I got an Amazon gift card for my birthday, and I blew through it to buy the crap in the game that requires K-stars. I finally realized I had a problem when I spent 5 bucks of my money. I haven't spent anything in the last two weeks, and got to the A-list okay. I feel so ashamed, but I blame…

Can someone explain to me why I'm an A list celebrity in this game yet am the spokeswoman for the perfume of a C lister? Am I an "A list celebrity" like Kim K is an "A list celebrity?" Also, I still don't get how to date.

But of course, the skin can't be too thick, especially in the thigh area, right gents?

Charlize and Sean. Another match made in hell. I think people should stop questioning why Charlize is with him in the first place. Who you date or marry says a lot about and there have been rumors that she's a pretty horrible person. How can that be unbelievable when she chose this guy as her partner?