While there obviously are plenty of unwanted children out there, they aren't being euthanized by the millions, or bred for profit, etc. No one has the right to shame you for wanting a specific breed of cat, but it isn't the same thing, or even within spitting distance of being the same thing.

You are right but so am I. I said that they must REALLY be against adopting because they went through so many hormone IVFs ( that she shared with us) and now she's saying that this is not the first time her sur had a miscarriage ( that she has also shared with us). Also it's a fact there are A TON of kids that need…

If you're Joss Whedon, you fire the actress and kill off her character.

That's as silly as asking how kids in Seattle or Chicago know what a camel is. Yes, Saudi society and American society are very different, but they still have TVs and such there.

Your mom wishes you would call. Why don't you ever call?

Right? How do you get methamphetamine, Oxycontin and psilocybin right, but fuck up "sunflower"?

Text 949 423-3324, huh?

I really like that the list goes heroin, ecstasy, cocaine... sunflower seeds. I'm going to need some healthy fats along with my PCP, please.

I'm a research scientist and can analyze your samples for quality control. For a small fee.

Is delivery free on bulk orders?

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My dad regularly wears a sweatsuit with JUICY across the ass.

How dare you? Everybody knows the red ones are the best.

Dammit I like the colours

I mean...how can you piss in this?

I like that this one comes complete with baby-bunny merkin.

Emma Thompson's wedding dress... (But Mama June's realtree wedding dress... yowza.)

About a year ago my son said something funny, followed by, "Don't put that on Facebook!" I hadn't realized until then that he even knew what I posted there, but ever since them I have invited him to curate his presence. He gets to veto anything I say about him (other than simply mentioning his existence). I save the…

Sort of related, but even before Facebook, wee me hated when I would hear my mom on the phone venting to her friends about something I did wrong that day. I can't imagine how kids growing up these days are going to feel when/if they find out that every poop and every tantrum they ever had has been documented for other…